Climate change: Green Wind or Dinosaur Wind?

Huge plant-eating dinosaurs may have produced enough greenhouse gas by breaking wind to alter the Earth's climate, research suggests. Such is the title of an article published by the Daily Telegraph. I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

I immediately became extremely worried. If you feel like passing some wind, beware. You and about seven billion of us could be the main reason why weather patterns are changing and simply because you might give way to temptation.

We hear about so many theories and when one of them does not sound odd enough there comes another to justify congestion charge, airport taxes, rubbish collection penalties, water metering and fines for using 'too much water'.

Everytime you feel like breaking wind, think and don't do it. You might be accused of accelerating Global Warming.