Snowy Cameron will switch off the central heating this winter

David Cameron offered advice to long suffering Britons for them to save money on gas and electricity. 'Change providers', he told them. Well, the difference between gas and electricity suppliers is minimal and therefore there are no savings to be made.

When this wasn't enough, he stated that we should use less gas and less electricity and wear warm clothing instead. I assume that with such brilliant advice undertakers across Britain stand to make a lot of money given the number of people that will perish having to choose between food and heating.

I don't imagine that our growing elderly population will have the energy to go out and play outside making snowballs.